Avoid entering this competition at all costs!
Twitter-addict, scumbag and Nietzschean Joseph “Joey” Barton has promised to take one lucky twitter follower with him on tour of Australia – if he can secure a pair of tickets for the Lions test matches.
The footballer claimed he had enjoyed following the defeated British and Irish Lions in New Zealand in 2005 and said he was working on picking up tickets for the three tests with Australia, which take place in June and July.
Brit-abroad Barton, who is currently on loan at Marseile from QPR, hinted that the trip would involve plenty of boozing but stressed that he would have to run the idea of a competition winner by ‘the lads’, who he was sure would enjoy putting their guest through their ‘paces’.
While it would undoubtedly seem fun to join Liverpudlian Barton Down Under, we thoroughly recommend avoiding this competition at all costs…