Check out some wonderfully appalling garment decisions from football’s elite…
The Ferdinand/Ronaldo budgie smuggler denim bangers…
One of them’s irritatingly good at football. The other one used to be. Neither can pull off these babies.
The Class of ’92 (barring David Beckham) back ‘The Weatherspoons Look’…
White trainers? Check. Bootleg jeans? Check. Cheque shirt? Check. Geezer walk? Guilty as charged m’lord.
Steven Ireland going to a ‘My name is Earl’ fancy dress party…
Let a chimpanzee loose in JD Sports, and he’d still come out looking better than this.
Djibril Cisse backs the high-top Dr. Martens, the black-flowing skirt and the white blazer…
“Clobberdan Milosevic”
Wayne Rooney (the multi-millionaire) strolls down the street in a grey tracksuit – hopefully on his way to the jeans shop…
The stereotype that continues to surround Rooney is unfair, and unjust.
The only person dressed worse than Andrei Voronin is his Mrs…
You know how people always say, ‘Oh, Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf’s kid’s gonna be so good at tennis!’?
The Voronin’s spawn will dress like Steven Ireland.
Super Mario dons the very un-super camouflage onesie…
We can still see ya, fella.
Dani Alves wears his favourite pair of Crazy Frog sunglasses…
When’s the Brazilian going to grow out of the hipster phase…? He’s in his thirties, for goodness sake.
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