The ex-striker with the increasing waistline goes all MTV on us.
Former Real Madrid, Barcelona, Inter Milan and Brazil superstar Ronaldo was already a goal-scoring legend when namesake Cristiano was practicing step-overs in the garden.
However, since retiring from football in 2011 the striker – who is the second highest scoring Brazilian of all time behind Pele and also has more World Cup goals than anyone else in history, 15 – Ronaldo has decided to tread a new path.
In the traditional way that players from the country seem to balloon after hanging up their boots, a much larger version of the forward has now become a rap reporter on Brazilian TV.
Sound bizarre? Well check out the 36-year-old’s efforts below.