Poor ex-Liverpool and United striker mocked furiously…
Here’s some of our favourite tweets about Michael Owen’s somewhat languid BT commentary today…
Michael Owen sounds like he’s permanently got a nose peg on.
— Liam Tomkins (@liam_tomkins) August 24, 2013
Will Michael Owen last the full 90? He’s lacking match fitness so maybe just an hour — Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) August 24, 2013
As Michael Owen just said, it’s been coming. Although he could have talking about his pigeon to be fair. We’ve stopped listening.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 24, 2013
Apparently at Guantanamo Bay, they force prisoners to listen to 90 minutes of Michael Owen commentating football as a torture technique
— Çarlton Çole (@_CarltonCole9) August 24, 2013
Arsenal’s 27-year old Spanish international is on as Michael Owen welcomes this opportunity to blood a couple of the youngsters. #afc
— dangerhere.com (@dangerhere) August 24, 2013
Michael Owen raving about a fairly basic touch by Giroud shows how far English football has moved on technically since Owen’s heyday.
— Michael Sweeting (@M_Sweeting) August 24, 2013