The Blues boss sets himself up for a fall on social media.
For some bizarre reason the latest fad in football is for the biggest stars from the sport to open themselves up to Internet trolls by holding Q&A sessions on Twitter.
The latest of these involves controversial and widely disliked Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho – most can probably imagine how that went.
Here are the best and funniest tweets from #AskJose.
#AskJose who is older.. Eto’o or you?
— Peter Adepoju (@peraisakop) May 15, 2014
— Ian Reid (@IanReid25) May 16, 2014
On a scale of 1 to Kim Kardashian, how much of a attention-whore are you? #AskJose
— Philip Walhed (@philipwalhed) May 16, 2014
#AskJose Was it a complicated surgical procedure to extract your own head from your arse?
— Lee Sargent (@lee_sargent) May 16, 2014
Does the word ‘attack’ come into your vocabulary, apart from in press conferences? #AskJose
— Gunnervision (@Gunner_vision) May 16, 2014
Do you remember when you spent a gazillion quid and then made a massive league position improvement of 0 places #askjose
— The Lu Shwareh (@ThoseScouseLads) May 16, 2014
It must be frustrating for you trying to play FIFA when you can’t field 10 defenders… #AskJose
— … (@DudleyPatience_) May 16, 2014
Well it’s safe to say Mourinho may find his match if the 51-year-old had to conduct all his press conferences on Twitter.
Fortunately for the Portuguese coach his odd horse metaphors are largely left alone by the mainstream British press.
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