Wayne Rooney mocked in the internet yet again!
As Manchester United forward Wayne Rooney prepares to sign a new contract, Twitter has had a guess at some of the demands the striker made as part of the deal…
Here’s some of our favourites!
Rooney demands genetically enhanced attacking squad. #RooneyContractDemands #rooney #Moyes #Pellegrini #envy #MCFCB pic.twitter.com/G2kp8r1io0
— Football Fanager (@FootballFanager) February 18, 2014
Carrick to start passing the ball forwards during games #RooneyContractDemands
— Tony Featherstone (@tfeatherstone) February 18, 2014
The fans have to pray to him right before every game! #RooneyContractDemands
— Gabe Vino (@slicedGabe) February 18, 2014
“Anything else, Wayne?” “I wanna be a judge on The Voice.” #RooneyContractDemands
— Pubudu Dissanayake (@GeekInAction) February 18, 2014
The MUTV commentators have to refer to his “luxuriant hair” five or more times a game. #RooneyContractDemands
— Uncle Gnèpon (@gnepon) February 16, 2014
Persie has to lower his eyes and walk slowly backwards out of the room whenever Wayne enters. #RooneyContractDemands
— Arse2Mouse (@arse2mouse) February 16, 2014
#RooneyContractDemands Has to be higher rated than RvP in Fifa 15
— Oliver Franzén (@FranzenOliverr) February 18, 2014
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