Religious nuts Islamic State have banned people in their conquered territories from wearing Manchester United shirts, according to the Daily Star.
Clerics with the organisation have said that sporting the colours of major European clubs such as United, Barcelona, Real Madrid and AC Milan is haram as it promotes the worship of false idols.
Sportswear giants Nike have seen their clothing stripped from the area as it is an American company, and even music from the likes of Madonna has been banned in the region.
IS have been handing out leaflets in their de facto capital of Raqqa in Syria, and anyone caught breaking the rules will be subject to 80 lashes.
The crackdown is aimed at men and children, as they believe women should not leave the house unless dressed head to toe in black niqabs and gloves.
Other clothes with slogans on clothing have been banned, including ‘bitch’, ‘flirt’, ‘take me’, ‘follow me’, ‘lusts’, ‘kiss me’, ‘cupid’, ‘eros’, ‘buy me’, ‘bawdy’, ‘hussy’, ‘entertaining’, ‘chorus girl’, and ‘I’m a pretty bitch’.