Hear this slow-motion train-wreck of a report on the fifth match of the series.
It is often the worst nightmare of a media outlet for making the news themselves.
But for TV station ANN7 in South Africa they have not had a choice in the matter after a horribly bungled report on the fifth Ashes Test match between England and Australia.
Some instant gems include, “James Anderson found some swing in the ball” and “Young prospect Chris Rogers” (Rogers is 36 next week) or “Who bullied his… his… to only the third Test of the century” when speaking of Shane Watson’s first innings ton.
And a personal favorite of fanatix – “Captain Michelle Clarke”.
Yes it seemed Michael Clarke slipped off between the fourth and fifth Tests to have a sex-change.
So no how matter how bad your day is today, just remember, the whole world probably won’t know of your mistakes.