To mark GCSE Results Day – as 16-year-old West Ham United defender Reece Oxford sweats along with thousands of teenagers nervously waiting to discover what grades they have got -bookmakers Bwin have created a dream XI of the cleverest Premier League players ever.
Even if Oxford gets A*s across the board, he isn’t getting into this team, which features past and present stars of Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United.
Let’s check out Bwin’s brainbox super side, starting with strikers Iain Dowie and Romelu Lukaku.
Former West Ham United, Southampton, Crystal Palace and Queens Park Rangers frontman Dowie has a Masters in Engineering, while Chelsea reject and current Everton star Lukaku is fluent in five languages.
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